It was late
afternoon on a Friday after a
Long busy day of Haircuts & Color
for the French
Hair Designer,
Francois, at Icon Salon. He was
Already nauseated from
working all day without
A moment to eat nuts
or have a smoke. He
Became even more
agitated to discover that
His favorite cheap
deli on Grove Street, Jersey
City was overwhelmed
with a line of casual
Consumers being held up
by a homely dressed
Middle-aged woman
purchasing all sorts of
Lotto, jackpot and
quick-pick tickets.
The crowd in
the store was already groaning
After the obnoxious, insensitive woman
ordered
15 more quick-pick and
twenty more jackpot
tickets after she
previously purchased 50 items
of the same combination
of tickets.
“Mon Dieu!!!”
Francois slapped his forehead
nearly knocking his
glasses off “Why ze fuck don’t
ze have separate line for
ze hopeless bum
gambling addicts with no life.
I just want a pack of
faggots, a turkey
sandwich with pen-us sauce and
a P.B.R.!”
The rest of the
line mumbled and grunted
With hesitant agreement
with Francois.
“What the fuck
did you just say you
spineless, cock-sucking
Mutha Fucka!!!” The
middle-aged old school
Jersey woman turned
sharply around with intense violent eyes at
sharply around with intense violent eyes at
Francois “I ain’t no bum,
freak, I’m retired and
I’m just playing a game!”
Francois seemed
barely unaffected by the
Middle-aged woman’s outburst,
if not slightly
Amused “Zen why don’t you
retire to your
Fucking garage and let
zese people buy zeir
Little shit!?”
There
was a slight applause among the
Potential customers just
before the fuming, red
Raging middle-aged woman
leapt toward a
Shocked Francois as
everyone in the store gasped
At the middle-aged woman’s sudden violent
Agility.
“I’m gonna kick
your fuckin’ ass you pillow
bittin’ Mutha Fucker!”
She kept Francois
tightly held by the neck in a
Strong hold. Francois
instantly realized that he
Entered territory he has
no match against.
In desperate outrage, Francois yelled
aloud “Call
Ze fucking police!!! Oh
my Satan!!! She has her
Finger up my asshole!!!!
Help me please, you
Idiots!”
Fini
Story and characters of
Francois Le Quif/ Le Competitor written and created by Jesse S. Montalto on
10/11/13
Copyright © Jesse S.
Montalto, 10/11/13
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